saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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