BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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