just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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