You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Randomize
