yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Boobs are out for the taking
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
