Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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