What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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