big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
send nudes
from the living room?
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