i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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