That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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