the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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