we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
No subtext here. People are naked.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
