2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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