More tranny stories later!
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
