no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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