last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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