he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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