Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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