DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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