so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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