wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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