she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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