My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
God I need to hump something, right now.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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