If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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