when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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