I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
