Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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