Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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