White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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