If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Terrible idea I love it
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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