if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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