I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Your penis caused this!
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