Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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