yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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