That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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