is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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