I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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