she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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