I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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