I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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