What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i would punch a child for taco bell
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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