is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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