Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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