OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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