So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You need Xanax blowdarts
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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