I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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