i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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