Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Buhtt sex?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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