Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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