Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
did i just pee glitter
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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