It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
