Hey man sorry I got all grabby
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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