So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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