I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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